Extraterrestrial Cover-Up Attempt at CVK

Dear Kava Community,

On Valentine's Day I made a seemingly innocent post on Meta social media platforms promoting a chocolate bar that was 20% off. Meta somehow flagged the post because of the chocolate bar having the name of a dietary supplement on the packaging that is archaically banned in some places such as nearby Indiana. They continued to claim that the photo I posted "may buy, sell, promote or exchange illegal or restricted drugs," as they imposed the dreaded "shadow ban" on my account. I am now temporarily unable to make new posts, reply to messages or have the brand visibility I am accustomed to, among other restrictions. According to Meta, "we use the same rules around the world for everyone," yet this censorship tells a different story and is a baseless attack on folk remedies aka "the medicine of the people." Or is it the greatest kava-conspiracy of all-time?

In fact, the shadow-ban was put in place by Meta just moments after promoting an upcoming event celebrating the 32nd anniversary of Louisville’s most mysterious UFO invasion. At this free event, the PA system will be playing an infamous “CE-5 E.T. contact guided meditation” that has summoned UFO’s in the past. Is Meta attempting to cover-up this upcoming event? At the beginning of the first shift under this shadow-ban ruling yesterday, the kava hotline began ringing and then the infamous Men in Black of UFO lore arrived for a drink of kava shortly after. Coincidence?

That censored dietary supplement ingredient is obviously legal at my bar. Multiple counties across Kentucky have banned alcohol sales, yet on Meta platforms we see alcohol establishments promoting their products left and right despite it being a drug contributing to around 141,000 deaths per year on average in the US. Why is it my NA folk remedy small business is the one to get censored? Is it aliens?

My small business is not one of those franchise kava bars with investors providing a budget for marketing. People just do not look at flyers as much as their phones anymore, not that I can even afford printer ink, so much of my business has been relying on platforms such as those owned by Meta. Contradictory standards they set with censorship hurt small businesses and pave the way for a harmful status quo of big alcohol and big pharma, blatant social engineering that has us asking are we in the midst of a conspiracy?

In Indiana, the censored dietary supplement was banned by the FDA who in a conflict-of-interest is funded in part by the largest pharmaceutical company that they regulate. This megacorporation happens to be headquartered in Indiana's capitol and has a record of scandals involving deadly drugs that they developed as state-sanctioned alternatives for the dietary supplement I had censored by Meta. Or was it the Men in Black pulling the strings in order to stymie the upcoming extraterrestrial event? Hope to see you there!

COMING SOON TO KENTUCKIANA’S ONLY KAVA LOUNGE

Be Well,

Stevie the Kava Guy

Cave Valley Kava, founder

ph. 502 818 5835 (txt only please, it gets loud/busy in here sometimes)